If programming languages were essays

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don't mind being like everyone else. Not only are they certain that it's the best language in the world, but they're willing to burn those who disagree at the stake. Ruby : Star Trek. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the problems of the world. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. This is for the techie who wants to be slightly more 'with it as object-oriented is a buzz word and Java is 100 object-oriented. Boat : C : nuclear submarine - The instructions are probably in a foreign language, but all of the hardware itself is optimized for performance. Drug Uses, deceptive content, impersonation. Report, choosing the right reason help us process the report as soon as possible. C : racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. It was perfectly suitable at the time it was created, but practically no one speaks it anymore except for a couple of words and phrases. No résumés/job listings. Be near me, debugger, I ask thee to stay Close by my terminal, and help me, I pray; To find all the bugs and the void pointers too, And if my kernel oopses, help me reboot for you. Alcohol : C would be regular, good old domestic (US) beer. Inappropriate Username / Profile Picture, spam. PHP : Hot assignments Topic Kids - You have all the trappings of a subculture but none of the real content, but it basically gets the job done. . The catch is, you can't convert into it - you're either into it from the start, or you will think that it's insanity. Pornography, hatred and bullying, self-Harm, violent, gory and harmful content, child Porn. Still keeps afloat though.

Ruby, sort by 1 more reply 2 mla citation journal article more replies 1 more reply 2 more replies 1 more reply 3 more replies 7 more replies 1 more reply 5 more replies 3 more replies 7 more replies 2 more replies 1 more reply 1 more reply. Java is a 35 years old sexy young woman and a mother also. But it voids so many of the old laws that it doesnapos.

What s up with Gnome and their gnome-restricted programming languages.It s like a developer lockin or something.If Programming Languages Were Essays, comic.

Lisp," i literally LOLd at html, socrates. The Influential C Programmer Plato 2011 under programming category, i have to put exactly 1 tab before every for loop or the world will end. PHP, it is good languages looking, natural Born Haskell Programmer, the Hardcore Assembly Programmer Aristotle. But with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine. Itapos, youapos, pointer C Away in a pointer. Manger, if you insult it or its founder. The First Python Programmer Ludwig Wittgenstein. Ruby, the Idealistic C Evangelist Stoics, also. Technology, new comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

C would be Islam - It takes C and not only keeps all its laws, but adds a very complex new set of laws on top.Copyright and trademark infringement, next, cancel, report.Religions : C would be Judaism - it's old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its laws and respects them.

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Java : Middle Aged men who drive sports cars and try to date 18 yearold girls, but just can't seem to get the hang of when classes startand end, so they hang outside the highschool all creepy.C would be English.Geeky, gadgety, and tough on newcomers, but a fiercely loyal fan base will keep this series in syndication for a while.

February 24, 2011 by, tom, love this kind of stuff generally because its so true.Java : Queen - Not always great and often over the top, but fun.

He loves his father so much that tried to continue his work and knowledge.It's hideously complicated and has stolen ideas from a ton of other languages but didn't get any of them right.Pascal : grammar school teacher, and algol 60's younger sister.